A girl named Ouyang Jingru is very famous, thanks to a post.
Companions are odious. Some sharpened their heads, some stripped themselves, others sold their parents, and even murdered their brothers and sisters, but they were not famous in the end. Ouyang Jingru, a family, took advantage of the opportunity of the upcoming long vacation, slept in, didn't have any makeup, even wore a small butt, spread her jade legs, sat in front of the computer, and knocked at random, and then came up with an idea: find a man to climb a tree and make love!
As soon as the post came out, countless heroes actually bent down, 10,000, 100,000. If you click on it, you will be afraid of breaking through one million people.
Are you jealous? If you are not jealous, it is false. So an ordinary idea, called a young girl to pick it up, easily becomes famous, and it makes you angry when you think of it, especially those of us who think we are much smarter than women!
But if you think about it carefully, the gas in your bladder is just let out. Ouyang Jingru has taken all the advantages of "the right place, the right time and the right place". God can't let her be unknown. How do you say this? After repeated analysis, I think there are several notable "isms" in this girl's success:
One is romanticism. Nowadays, without the blessing of reform and opening up, it is easier for everyone to enjoy sex, a gift that God has compensated for mankind. However, we can't help but see that sex is becoming more and more materialistic and mediocre in the world. First, "homework" is scribbled, then "homework" is sloppy, and then what kind of non-sexual life is put forward. I don't know about women. Men pay less and less attention to the quality of sex and the place of sex. When they are interested in sex, they shoot casually and solve it on the spot. The ejaculation and excretion functions are equal. I don't see you, many men and women are playing in the bathrooms of entertainment places. Dare they openly pollute the public environment?
Ouyang Jingru's younger sister is unique, putting aside five-star hotels and thinking of ancient trees in the mountains. There, save expensive room rates, and you can enjoy the taste of sex of the original ancestors of apes. Respect your hips and breasts, enjoy the gentle breeze, slim waist and arms, and enjoy the touch of mottled light and shadow. In addition, there are birds, flowers, blue sky and white clouds, which are really wonderful, good and cool!
The second is pragmatism. The evaluation idea is whether gold is iron, wood is mud, and the key is practicality and operability. Go to the Great Wall to have sex, go to the moon to have sex, others can, but it's hard for you and me. Climbing a tree for sex is different. Thinking with your toes is a bit difficult, but you can do it. If you can't, just build a ladder. As for climbing a tree to have sex, whether you get a different feeling from other places is certain. If you say the same, you will deceive yourself. Physicists say that making love is a piston movement, and that's a costume culture. Even peasant women know that it's called sleepiness.
The third is heroism. This lame metaphor, as we all know, is called poetry when Daiyu buries flowers. Silly elder sister buries flowers just to spoil. Baoyu can recite poems, but Jiao Da can only chop firewood. Why? It's called taste. Climbing a tree and having sex with a man, only a beautiful and a little weak girl like Ouyang Jingru suggested it, which made us think. If someone with the stature of Sister Furong and the tonnage of Abundant R and Fat T proposed it, we would throw up unceasingly. What else would we want to "apply"? To put it crudely, if they climb a tree and expose their asshole, they will frighten to death several tons of birds. Mei Ouyang Jingru is different, and her creative ideas have already made us feel that she is heroic, let alone really climb a tree? To put it bluntly, she is a beautiful peacock, a peacock that won't leak its ass after opening the screen.
Send your own photos together with the text, and send such a beautiful spot owner to "show". Ouyang Jingru is high, and the plan of Tianya is higher!
The fourth is opportunism. When Ouyang Jingru put forward this idea, he didn't define the man who climbed the tree together. His height, weight, appearance and identity were all unknown. This move is really high. It not only gives you the opportunity to choose a man, but also gives a man the opportunity to accept her choice. A man who is good at accepting challenges, why not be eager to try? As long as you have a little skill in climbing trees, you can do it if you want to! Except, of course, acrophobia. This reminds me of the familiar lyrics: on a tall tree, betel nut is knotted, and whoever climbs first will climb first.
OuYangJingRu is smart. She doesn't define the object. She also chooses to propose it before the long holiday. Everyone is free and has a chance. In contrast, those women who want a man, always propose it, are 182 cm tall, save 100 million yuan, and can play saxophone are really a pile of shit! Do you think that you are the best man in the world?
There are still many "isms" about the success of Ouyang Jingru. It's late at night, so I won't talk about it. Too much talk about "ism" makes my head faint.
Finally, four experiences are summarized:
1. Be convinced when you see others famous.
2. You can compare with anyone, but you can't compare with a beautiful woman. Beauty is born with superiority, and nature is superior!
3. Women are famous by taking off, while men are famous by doing it. You can't take it off, you can't do it foolishly!
4. I really can't think of any better "doctrine", so "revisionism", correcting my own views, eyes and goals. If you can't climb trees, do it at home!